Not that any of your men will need it, but this is a little good luck to those who are taking the bar exam. Ladies, when your men return from battle, the nightmare will be over.
Congratulations on making it through!
Love,
Amanda
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a
baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the
delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while
recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my
wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of you r jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from
'outer space.'
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to
drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different
colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your b est
time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white,
and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of e very bathroom scale ever
made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Good news!!
Dear Beautiful Ladies,
Chad and I would like to let everyone know that we're expecting a baby for Valentines Day 2009! We're so excited and nervous, it's amazing.
Thank goodness I have so many wonderful women to ask for advice.
I miss you all and hope all is well with everyone.
The move was hard, but we're adjusting well. My new job is good. Our apt. should be ready August 1st in NJ we hope. For now we're living with the in laws and Chad is studying 24 7.
He takes the bar on July 30th. Best of luck to all the other studying husbands!
Love and hugs,
Tara
Chad and I would like to let everyone know that we're expecting a baby for Valentines Day 2009! We're so excited and nervous, it's amazing.
Thank goodness I have so many wonderful women to ask for advice.
I miss you all and hope all is well with everyone.
The move was hard, but we're adjusting well. My new job is good. Our apt. should be ready August 1st in NJ we hope. For now we're living with the in laws and Chad is studying 24 7.
He takes the bar on July 30th. Best of luck to all the other studying husbands!
Love and hugs,
Tara
Monday, July 14, 2008
One Fish, Two Fish...Here come more fish...
Hello,
Yes. It is exactly what you think. We are expecting a little one due January 16th. We really miss having a newborn, so we decided to grow our family. And, I think Hayden would love to have a friend.
Love,
O, J and H
Yes. It is exactly what you think. We are expecting a little one due January 16th. We really miss having a newborn, so we decided to grow our family. And, I think Hayden would love to have a friend.
Love,
O, J and H
Monday, June 16, 2008
Our Foto Album
Hello everyone,
I hope you are still reading the SigFig blog. Congratulations to Kelly and Brandon on their sweetest bundle of love. We wanted to share our foto album with all of you. Go to thegoldsmithfamily.com and enter 'goldsmith' for a password. The latest pictures will be posted there. Hope you enjoy them.
Love,
Olivia, Jason, and Hayden
I hope you are still reading the SigFig blog. Congratulations to Kelly and Brandon on their sweetest bundle of love. We wanted to share our foto album with all of you. Go to thegoldsmithfamily.com and enter 'goldsmith' for a password. The latest pictures will be posted there. Hope you enjoy them.
Love,
Olivia, Jason, and Hayden
Friday, May 16, 2008
Idea
Onesies that are too small (in addition to making great goodies for our friends with babies) also make great burp cloths! Maybe this isn't a novel idea, but I'm feeling pretty inventive.
Congratulations!
To all you lovely SigFigs whose guys are graduating this weekend - Congratulations! You made it! Enjoy your weekend, you'll need it before becoming a bar widow for the next couple of months.
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